"We were on a break!!!"

I'm not posting the next crush until I receive assistance from the person who rushed this crush on me rather than being patient and waiting for me to post it. And since I'm about to go offline to watch a movie with Hay it's entirely possible that I won't post a crush today! OMG!@!!~~!~@~```1111XORXORXOR!

Sorry to disappoint. I'll take this post down when the next crush goes up!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Yummy yummy screw Irish actor

Crush factor: 9 out of 10

This bad boy has "experimentation" written all over him. I want to chew on those lips, and that torso. Jonathan, if you need your back scratched I'm available to help with that!



Photo credit: DailySugar (who got it elsewhere)

Gwen Stefani

Solo artist, lead singer for No Doubt


Crush factor: 9.85 out of 10

This one's for Avi who deserves a crush thrown at him after the day he's been through. *hic* :P I love me some Gwen. Yar!



Photo credit:MSN, Rolling Stone

Grace Park

Boomer on "Battlestar Galactica"

Crush factor: 9.99999 out of 10

Oh my. She just blew my mind. Who does not want to spank that?



Photo credit: Maxim

Dave Matthews

The hottest South African I've ever noticed I was in the same room with

Crush factor: 9.425 out of 10

"I'm a puppy for your love." The feeling is mutual. I also eternally crush on the person who introduced me to DM (crush factor: 1000 out of 10), and he knows that.



Photo credit: RCA

Kat Foster

Steph on "'Til Death"

Crush factor: 9.25 out of 10

Her character on "'Til Death" used to be wholesome and sweet. And then sweeps week happened, and now she is a sex kitten who expands her mind thanks to a former boyfriend who sends her some "tea" every once in a while. :) That photo of her trying to kiss Jeff while he looks away? That's me with Hay. Kat and I are ravenous and insatiable while our men try to hang on for the ride.



Photo credit: IMDb

Jack Johnson

Singer, guitar player, hottie

Crush factor: 10 out of 10

Seriously, he is flawless and his voice melts me.

Watch the backwards video, worth your time if you're a Jack fan.



Photo credit: AskMen.com

Ron Livingston

Two words: Office Space

Crush factor 8.5 out of 10

Points off for not being in my life much, much more. That scruff!! Ughh! I can't stand it! Mama wants to EAT YOUR FACE!



Photo credit:Dryope who undoubtedly got it somewhere else ;)

Zooey Deschanel

Angelic actress :)

Crush factor: 10 out of 10

She's beautiful, she has perfect delivery of sarcasm, and she has a singing and speaking voice that I want to eat with a tablespoon. Yum!!!!





Photo credit: Lula Magazine, Girls Kick Butt

Jamie Bamber ; Names withheld to protect the innocent

All of my crushes today are on people I actually know. And I'm not naming names. :) Sorry. I'm borrowing this crush from Mel who is one of the countless bloggers trying to brainwash me into being a Battlestar Galactica fan.


Jamie Bamber, "Battlestar Galactica"

Crush factor: 8 out of 10

I have absolutely no emotional investment in him. Yet. We'll revisit Jamie once I've started being addicted to the show. :) For now this crush is purely physical based on naked hotness.



Photo credit: dryope

Eddie Izzard

Cross-dressing comedian, leading man on "The Ri¢hes" (with co-star Minnie Driver)

Crush factor: 9.75 out of 10

I want to jump inside those blue eyes and float on my back for 5 days. I also love his mannish jaw and beautiful rugged look, but appreciate that he looks hot in makeup and a woman's pantsuit with heels. :)



Photo credit via: Projo, Pyke-eye

Raj Siva-Rajah

Lead singer of The Sunpilots

Crush factor: 9.125 out of 10

He is beautiful. He has an incredible singing voice. And I absolutely love his speaking voice. I wish there were more photos of him online... There will be soon.



Photo credit: The Sunpilots

Doug Wilson

Host of "Moving Up", interior designer on "Trading Spaces"

Crush factor: 8.55 out of 10

I love his face's hard lines, his bisexual vibe, his salt & pepper hair, and his hands. I also quite enjoy his flippant attitude and reckless abandon away from conformity. Points off for letting Paige get kicked off TS.



Photo credit: Montaage

Colin Farrell

Yummy Irish actor

Crush factor: 10 out of 10

This bad boy deserves the top spot for being gorgeous, rebellious, and having that sexy incomprehensible accent. :) I enjoy Colin every day, not just on St. Patrick's Day.



Photo credit: Colin Farrell Gallery, Cinema.com

Daniel Craig

007 in Casino Royale (2006)

Crush factor: 8.75 out of 10

He needs to lose those massive shoulder muscles and then he'll get my full attention. :)



Photo credit: Sony Pictures

Kari Byron

"Mythbusters" maven

Crush factor: 8.375 out of 10

Do I really need to explain this crush? I didn't think so. She gets points off for stealing my thunder. Otherwise she'd get a 9.99999999.



Photo credit: FHM

Gerard Butler

Spartan king in 300

Crush factor: 9.875 out of 10

He knows how to tastefully sculpt his body and has beautiful age lines on his face if you look up close. Also, it's pretty hot to watch him have sex with his queen.



Photo credit: Gerard Butler USA

Stephen Colbert

Star of "The Colbert Report"

Crush factor: 8.5 out of 10

Apparently I've gone nerdy today. He does have really sexy arms, and every time he tries his hardest not to laugh during his show I crush on him just a little bit harder.



Photo credit: Jeff Lee

Paperlilies / Bryony

YouTube celebrity, one awesome chick

Crush factor: 9.635 out of 10

I've resisted as long as possible. Her puppy dog eyes, her beautiful skin, and her carefree attitude make me secretly crush on her.




Photo credit: Paperlilies

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie's beautiful self; her character in Secretary

Crush factor: 10 out of 10

This quirky, dirty girl gets me seriously hot.

Addendum: Maggie in Secretary (a tribute video set to U2!)






Photo credit: Celebrity Exchange, zelluloid.de

Ryan Reynolds

Crush factor: 9.75 out of 10

The Eastern European judge doesn't like funny guys. She's been fired.



Photo credit: Perez Hilton

Christian Bale

My favoritest Batman

Crush factor: 8 out of 10

His serious demeanor and chiseled features make him my captain for the day.



Photos: AskMen.com, Kerry McQuaid

Taye Diggs

Sexy hotness from the now cancelled "Day Break"

Crush factor: 9 out of 10

Mama wants a hug. You can leave your shirt off for that.

Taye gets a point off for the rumors that he's homophobic. If those aren't true then he gets a 10 out of 10. :)


Photo credit: Taye Diggs Biography, and the others were hosted in personal accounts...

Jenna Fischer

Crush factor: 9.5 out of 10

Do I even need to explain this one?! Everybody loves Jenna! And, it's her birthday!



Photo credit: Us Magazine

Dave Annable

Justin on "Brothers and Sisters"

Crush factor: 7.75 out of 10

A bit too young for my taste, but still smokin' hot.



Photo credit: Canada.com, ABC

Joaquin Phoenix

Brother of River, yummy actor of many bad boy films

Crush factor: 9.75 out of 10

Poppy loves her a bad boy with big, beautiful lips and piercing eyes. He looks scary, and that's part of the appeal.



Photo credit: Joaquin-Phoenix.org, The Cinema Source

Jewel Staite

Kaylee from the "Firefly" (2002) series and Serenity (2005) movie

Crush factor: 9.175 out of 10

She kinda looks like Sarah Chalke, but sexier. Her character Kaylee is a horndog and she knows her way around a ship's engine room.



Photo credit: IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes

Jack Black

Lead singer and star of Tenacious D

Crush factor: 8.88 out of 10

I love his intensity, his singing and speaking voice, and his crazy facial expressions. I particularly think he's adorable when he's swearing up a storm. :) I also am oddly attracted to his hands. And, I'm guessing he's pretty freaky in bed, which helps.



Photo credit: Daily Dish, BobbyWorks Ltd.

Emma Watson ; Daniel Radcliffe

Female star of the Harry Potter movies Avi's crush factor: 10 out of 10 She is beautiful and this dress helps the cause.

Male star of the Harry Potter movies and EQUUS Poppy's crush factor: 9 out of 10 A point off because it's creepy to crush on a boy, but he is yummy.

Today's post includes Avi's crush out of appreciation for something he has done for me, to be revealed in the next few weeks on my blog. I think it's fair to allow others' crushes on this blog, so if you really need/want me to consider posting your crush let me know.



Photo credit: Emma - HarryMedia.com, Daniel - EQUUS

David Denman

Roy from "The Office"

Crush factor: 9.75 out of 10

I know he just threatened to kill Jim Halpert, but he's such a teddy bear, and I want my big teddy bear hug. And kiss. And cuddle.


Photo credit: NBC, Whedon's World